If you participate in “No Shave November” (some of you shouldn’t) don’t let it get out of control. If you look like a wild wildebeest you probably should reevaluate your life and shave. I mean if you’re a guy and you have sexy facial hair, then four for you. (If I want to sit on your face then you should keep the facial hair) Now if you have pube looking nasty donkey dick smelling facial hair, I will call you out (again social suicide). If it doesn’t look good, don’t keep it.
Now ladies, I’m pretty sure No Shave November is reserved only for guys. I mean seeing as I’m best friends with like 3 girls I already know you never shave your legs anyway. BUT do not let that shit grow out to be longer than mine, das juss plain nasty. Even if no one is touching them do it for yourself. “I only go down if ya keep ya grass cut” – Lil Wayne said it right with those lyrics, keep your pikachu shaved at all times, that’s just like the rules of feminism. Got it? You’re welcome.